Why Sarah Silverman is one of the funniest female comedians

For those of you who don’t know the late night show, Jimmy Kimmel Live, you first have to see earlier Matt Damon appearances on the show.

Later, Jimmy and the gang, make this clip just before Matt Damon’s Bourne Ultimatum is released.

Last Night, to celebrate the 5th anniversary of Jimmy Kimmel’s late night show, Sarah Silverman, Jimmy’s girlfriend, decided it was time to come clean–in song, unsurprisingly–about the torrid, affair she’s been having with secretly devious Hollywood Nice Guy Matt Damon, who’s been continually bumped from Jimmy Kimmel’s show. Damon gets payback for years of being Kimmel’s sign-off joke (“Apologies to Matt Damon, we’ve run out of time”).

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Environmental police arrest man for illegal moose hunting

HARTLAND, Conn. – Environmental police have arrested a Hartland man for illegal moose hunting.

Michael Lewis was charged with illegal taking of a wild quadruped after police received a complaint that he had shot and killed a moose behind his home.

Police say they found a moose carcass behind the home and 35 pounds of individually wrapped moose meat, along with a 12-point set of antlers.

Police say Lewis admitted shooting the moose for its meat. He was released on a promise to appear in Bantam Superior Court later this month.

It is never legal to hunt moose in Connecticut.